There was an Irishman, an Englishman and Claudia Schiffer sitting
together in a
carrage in a train going through Kerry. Suddenly the train went through
a
tunnel and as it was an old style train, there were no lights in the
carriages
and it went completely dark. Then there was a kissing noise and the
sound of a
really loud slap.
When the train came out of the tunnel, Claudia Schiffer and the Irishman
were
sitting as if nothing had happened and the Englishman had his hand
against his
face as he had been slapped there.
The Englishman was thinking: 'The Irish fella must have kissed Claudia
Schiffer
and she missed him and slapped me instead.'
Claudia Schiffer was thinking: 'The English fella must have tried to
kiss me
and actually kissed the Irishman and got slapped for it.'
And the Irishman was thinking: 'This is great. The next time the train
goes
through a tunnel I'll make another kissing noise and slap that English
bastard
again.'