Ron Dennis and David Coulthard

Ron Dennis was worried because his team wasn't doing good in the race against Ferrari. He couldn't understand because McLaren was the biggest team in Europe and they had the best engineers, parts, etc., but every time they raced thet were won by Ferrari. So Ron calls to Ross Brawn and tells the problem. Ross is very understanding and asks Ron to visit at Ferrari and to see their tests.

Ron goes to Mugello and watches how the drivers do their tests. After tests he says to Ross "I still can't understand. we do the same things as you do in the tests and still you win us." Ross says "Hmm... I think it's nothing to do with the tests. Our drivers are more clever than your's."

Ron looks a little irritated and says "What ARE you meaning by THAT." Ross say "Well we are training our drivers as well." He calls Michael Schumacher to come from the training to show. "Michael, here's a problem for you: He is your father's son, but he is not your brother. Who is he?" Maichael says "It's easy. It's me." "Ok" says Ross and looks satisfied.

Ron is impressed and he returns to home. The next day he calls David Coulthard and says to him that he and Ross Brawn had a talk and he thinks that Ferrari drivers are more clever than McLaren's drivers. David says "That's just plain BS." Ron says "Ok I have a question for you. He is your father's son, but he is not your brother. Who is he?" David looks tedious and says "May I think about it until tomorrow?" "Ok, I'll wait."

David goes home and asks his wife, but she hasn't an idea. Then he decides to call Kimi (Raikkonen) if he would know the answer. He says to Kimi "Hi this is David. I have a problem for you. He is your father's son, but he is not your brother. Who is he?" Kimi says "That's an easy one. It's me."

The next day David finds Ron and says to him "I' know the answer." Ron says "Ok, what's it?" David says "It's Kimi Raikkonen." Ron says to David "You stupid ass. IT'S NOT KIMI. It's Michael Schumacher."