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Them: | Important user, NT box, lost admin password, sad, sad, sad.
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Me: | No problem, change password with magic linux disk, offline NT
password editor.
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Them: | No, no, no. Never work. NT secure. Get real.
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Me: | Watch. (reboot)
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Them: | Gasp! This floppy is dangerous! Where did you get it?
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Me: | Internet. Been around forever.
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Them: | How do we keep students from using this?
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Me: | Can't. Migrate. Linux. Mac.
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Them: | No, no, no. Just make NT safe.
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Me: | Can't. NT inherently unsafe.
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Them: | Must be safe. NT good. We have never seen problems.
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Me: | You just saw one now.
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Them: | No, no, no. NT good. Win2k better.
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Me: | Win2k is NT. Same thing. Should I give this floppy to a student?
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Them: | No, no, no. Give here.
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Me: | Whatever. What do you want me to do?
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Them: | Change admin password.
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Me: | Fine. To what?
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Them: | "p-a-s-s-w-o-r-d"
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Me: | No, no, no.
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